Jyn: Mama! Papa! Kitty got stuck in a tree! (assuming there is at least ONE TREE on Lah'mu)
Galen: Let me go get a ladder
Lyra: I have a better idea
Lyra: *grabs chainsaw and cuts down tree*
Lyra: All done!
Galen and Jyn: ...
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rogue 1 crack
RandomWhat am I doing with my life..? A collection of how Rogue One went down. IN CRACK FORM!! Some mature humor.