*Scene: Cassian texting Bodhi*
Cassian: Bodhi are you there?
Bodhi: No
Cassian: Yes you are
Bodhi: Go away Cass
Cassian: Bodhi guess what time it is
Bodhi: God fucking dammit no Cass
Cassian: SPAM TIME
Cassian: A
Cassian: B
Cassian: C
Cassian: D
Cassian: E
Cassian: F
Cassian: G
Cassian: H
{Cassian goes through the entire alphabet}
Cassian: NOW I KNOW MY ABCs
Cassian: NEXT TIME WONT YOU SING WITH ME
Bodhi: F
Bodhi: U
Bodhi: C
Bodhi: K
Bodhi: Y
Bodhi: O
Bodhi: U
Cassian: ...
Bodhi: Go to bed Cass. Why the hell are you texting me. It's midnight and you're in the bed as I am
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Idk what I just came up with. I cried at one of the stories I was writing (I'll release it soon to see if you feel the same) and so I tried to feel better by writing this.
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rogue 1 crack
RandomWhat am I doing with my life..? A collection of how Rogue One went down. IN CRACK FORM!! Some mature humor.