🎶You have invented a new kind of stupid
A damage you can never undo kind of stupid
An open all the cages in the zoo kind of stupid
Truly you didn't think this through kind of stupid... 🎶
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Scene: *Rogue 6 and Krennic seeing each other after they've died*
Jyn and Rogue 6: YAY!! We got the plans!!
Krennic: Wow! Your parents must be so proud!
Jyn: Heh... I guess you're right... thanks! :)
Jyn: What about you guys-
Cassian, Baze, Bodhi, Chirrut: *sobbing hysterically*
K-2SO: MOMMMYYYYY :'(
Jyn: ...
Jyn: *looks at Krennic* No Death Star for you, asshole.
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RandomWhat am I doing with my life..? A collection of how Rogue One went down. IN CRACK FORM!! Some mature humor.
