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What am I doing with my life..? A collection of how Rogue One went down. IN CRACK FORM!! Some mature humor.

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                                              Chirrut: I am one with the Force and the Force is with me
                          Lyra: The Force is life!
                          Chirrut: Yes, it is
                          Lyra: We shall show everyone just how wonderful it is!
                          Chirrut: And we shall spread peace and knowledge through the Force
                          Galen: According to my calculations, the Force is really just another form of Gravity and air pressure being manipulated. Force beings are just people whose bodies can withstand the great amount of pressure from the atmosphere and who move fast enough to change the mass around them - which makes the force push and pull - without being severely injured or end up with brain damage. There is no knowledge and peace in the Force. There is only physics and placebo. 
                          Lyra: ...
                          Chirrut: ...
                          Lyra: Dammit Galen 
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I'm no physics person so this is the best I could come up with based off simple knowledge. If you are a physics person, please correct me on this! 
                          What is your best explanation of the Force?