Krennic: Gentlemen, one of you has fucked Galen Erso and I want to know who
Eadu Workers: ??
Krennic: So I propose that the traitor step forwards
Eadu Workers: ??
Cassian on the cliff: ?????
Krennic: Very well then. I'll consider it a group effort. On my mark! One! Two-
Galen: DONT SHOOT!!
Galen: It was me! I fucked myself!
Krennic: WHAT THE ACTUAL DEATH STAR GALEN
Galen: You told me to go fuck myself. So I did
Krennic: *shoots the Eadu workers and then slaps Galen* I DIDNT MEAN TO TAKE IT LITERALLY
Cassian on the cliff: oh shit waddup
I feel like I wrote this specifically for r5ftclifford XD
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rogue 1 crack
RandomWhat am I doing with my life..? A collection of how Rogue One went down. IN CRACK FORM!! Some mature humor.
