Hold me close {{Larry one-shots and drabbles}}[ON HOLD]

Hypothetically speaking

“Look at what I found outside the flat.”

“Another fan hiding in the bushes?”

“Surprisingly, two this time, but that’s not the point. Look at this!”

“It’s a picture of you and me…Fuck!”

“…..”

“….”

“Is that even possible? It looks highly uncomfortable…”

“But why are you…Why is my body so twisted?”

“Um, you’re tied up and ...yeah.”

“Why me?!”

“You look pretty pleased. I don’t see you complaining here.”

“Its photoshopped Lou.”

“So, hypothetically, if I were to tie you up…would you um, like it?”

“….”

“Well, I wouldn’t know unless … I was, you know…”

“Do you want to be tied up Haz?”

“Quite the romantic soul aren’t you?”

“If that’s what you want. Harry, dear sweet Harry would you let me ravish you while you’re tied to the bed?”

“You have a little problem down there Loueh…”

“You’re not answering my question.”

“Hypothetically if I said yes…”

“….”

“…..”

“You bastard.”

“Is it still hypothetical Hazza?”

“Who even said anything about it being hypothetical?”