Dan & Phil Oneshots

Picture Perfect (Part 7)

Warning: Kind of suggestive material? No bad scenes or anything inappropriate like that, but a lot of intimate stuff.

Today was the day I had a love-hate relationship with. Love? I got to see Phil and do a photo shoot with him. Hate? It was the last one. Ever. Well, not ever if Phil schedules another one, but for a while at least. 

From Phil: Rise and shine, Sleeping Beauty! Ready for today? I heard it's going to be pretty epic. ;) X

"Now what could that mean?" I murmured as I typed out my reply.

From Dan: Good morning, Mr. Sunshine. I'm bad at cute nicknames, I know. And I am so ready, even though I don't know what it is. X

From Phil: I know you'll find it amusing. Or not. I dunno. X

From Dan: :) X

I glanced at my clock, fully aware that I only had an hour to get ready and grab some food before I left. Too bad there weren't any leftover pancakes from yesterday. I got up from the bed and stretched, feeling like I had to make the most of my last day with Phil. He said yesterday that he liked my pastel clothes, so I opted for dungarees and a pastel pink sweatshirt along with white Vans and a pink flower crown. Over the top, I know, but I wanted to make our last day together perfect.

Geez, it sounds like I'm taking him on a date.

I put my phone in my pocket and blasted Happy by Pharrell Williams as I skipped into the kitchen, dramatically flinging the fridge door open to look for some grub. Stumbling upon some eggs and tortillas, I decided on breakfast burritos along with a side of fresh fruit. I hummed along as I prepped the eggs and cooked them, piling them onto two tortillas and brandishing them with cheese and salsa before sitting at the table and tucking in. I grabbed an apple after finishing them and deemed the meal satisfactory.

Before long, I was ready to go and already in my car, making my way to the studio. As usual, I walked in and went over to Lucy, who then pointed to the table where our costumes were. Well, where they should have been. For there was nothing there but two pairs of underwear and two robes. "I'm not mistaken that these are our costumes?" Lucy nodded and walked off, leaving me to awkwardly grab the light blue robe and underwear and head on over to the screen.

I tried not to cringe as I completely stripped, pulling on the underwear soon after. A horrified expression crossed my face, though, when I realized that these were the kind of underwear that made your bum look more round. I mean, judging from the mirror, it worked. I just didn't expect Phil to see me like this today!

Slipping on the robe and gathering up my clothes, I wandered back out, feeling weird as the underwear forced my cheeks upwards. Kade spotted me walking to the table and immediately began cracking up. "Oh my gosh!" he exclaimed as he grasped his stomach. "You look like you're in pain or constipated!" I glared at him as I set down my clothes, not finding it amusing in the least possible way.

"Are you bullying Dan?" Phil teased as he put his clothes down beside mine. I whipped my head around, alarmed that I didn't notice his presence sooner. "Nah. He just had the most hilarious look on his face as he was walking. Must be something to do with the underwear." "Sh-shut up," I stuttered as my face grew crimson, not helped by the fact that Phil was smiling at me.

"You guys ready for makeup?" Lucy inquired, giving me a good cue to get away from the conversation. I went over to the counter and sat down in the chair, soon joined by Taryn. "Now, I hate to do this to you, Dan, but you'll need to take off your robe." "What? Why?" "I need to apply makeup to your neck and chest." Strange places to put makeup on, but I couldn't argue with an expert.