Paloma: hey guys it me again paloma and today is Valentine's day so I'm going to ask the bad friends who they have a crush on. now let's get started.
Beast wirt: no one.
Bipper: *blushes* c-crush I don't have one I don't need no one.
Paloma: you're lying.
Bipper: i'm not.
Paloma: your blushing.
Bipper: damn it what is Pine tree doing to me right now.
Ice finn: I do have crush on someone but I'm only going to tell paloma.
Paloma: really who is it.
Ice finn: *whispers to my ear* it's frisk.
Paloma: omg.
Ice finn: please don't tell her.
Paloma: don't worry I won't tell anyways moving on.
Demon marco: *blushes* well I do have crush on on someone.
Paloma: Is it Tom.
Demon marco: wtf no after all what he did to me I well kill him.
Paloma: Ok is it star.
Demon marco: NO I think star is a good and annoying friend.
Paloma: Ok what about Jackie.
Demon marco: I used to like her but not anymore because she piss me of for calling me I a monster so I killed her.
Paloma: Ok then who do you like.
Demon marco: I can't tell you.
Paloma: why not.
Demon marco: because she might not like me.
Paloma: fine moving on.
Mewberty star: well you know I love boys but there's one special boy I like.
Paloma: oh god I know who it is but I'm not going to say it anyways moving on.
Evil morty: nobody.
Frisk genocide: *blushes* I do have crush on someone but I'm not going to say it.
Paloma: Oh come please.
Frisk genocide: no.
Paloma: Fine moving on.
Birthday Mabel: nope no one.
Steven diamond: I'm single.
Paloma: well that's all for tod-
Frisk genocide: wait a minute paloma we all have a question for you.
Paloma: Ok what is it.
Frisk genocide: do you have a crush.
Paloma: *blushes* well yeah.
Demon marco: Ok 1 how long have he know you. 2 does he even know how to protect you. 3-
Paloma: uhhhh got to go bye *walks away*.
Demon marco: hey come here I'm not done talking to you.
Paloma: anyways guys I have to go remember comments ask and dares blah blah blah whatever.
Demon marco: PALOMA.
Paloma: Oh shit got to go bye *runs away*.
Demon marco: GET BACK HERE.
Paloma: marco why do you care.