Ex sucks
Bipper decided to make a song for star because she had a bad day and bipper thought making a song for her well cheer her up. Bipper get a camera and start recording.
Bipper: Hey baby.
Tom: UGGGH.
Bipper: Shut up tom. I wrote this song for you.
Tom: You cheating skankabit bitch.
Bipper: Hey I'm filming here. Anyway, I hope this makes you happy. *bipper starts playing the piano* 🎶I love your hair and your smile your clothes.🎶
Tom: I love your fat and normally larger toes.
Bipper: Shut up you are ruining the video.
Tom: Scoot over. *tom pushes bipper* yeah you remember me.
Bipper: Tom.
Tom: yeah well you should
Bipper: Ugh.
Tom: cuz you took my heart out and shoved it down my esophagus ya should remember that okay you broke up with me and decided to make out with my very own best friend over here you jerk.
Bipper: Let it go dude okay that was 2 years ago I'm trying to film something.
Tom: find but I'm not moving.
Bipper: 🎶I love your hair and your smile your clothes.🎶
Tom: 🎶I love your pickles and your elephant nose.🎶
Bipper: 🎶I love your beautiful heart eyes.🎶
Tom: 🎶don't forget about her thunder thighs.🎶
Bipper: 🎶girl did it hurt when you fell from heaven.🎶
Tom: 🎶it hurt she landed on her face.🎶
Bipper: 🎶girl I need to put you on my to do list.🎶
Tom: 🎶or my hitlist, whichever really works.🎶
Bipper: 🎶if you were a booger, I'd picked you first.🎶
Tom: 🎶well, I'd licked you first.🎶
Bipper: what that's so wrong that's disgusting.
Tom: I would lick her as in would punch her in the face might make you look prettier.
Bipper and tom: 🎶girl you're everything (b: I want / t: I don't want) you're everything (b: I need / t: I don't need) without you I can (b: barley breath / t: finally breath).🎶
Tom: 🎶you're so fat, you got arrested at the airport for 10 pounds of crack. Not even Clinton would sleep with you when trucks back up they beep like you and no one wants to be with you I never want to see you again. You're like the elephant man it looks like you seriously stopped a van with your face.🎶
Bipper: 🎶your face is like the sun.🎶
Tom: 🎶yep, it burns my retinas.🎶
Bipper: 🎶you have beautiful puppy dog eyes.🎶
Tom: 🎶maybe you should go to the vet you smell like a pig and you look like a fish. If you were a cow I'd put you right on a dish. You're crazy like a monkey you belong in a zoo. If you were a horse I'd turn you right into glue.🎶
Bipper: 🎶you eyes are like a pond in which the fish of beauty swim.🎶
Tom: 🎶you have a mustache like my dad's, you really need a trim.🎶
Bipper and tom: 🎶all I really wanted to say is (b: I love you / t: I hate you).🎶
Tom: I hope you die you stupid bitch.
