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*dipper was going to bipper room because he left his book there and they both have to share the room for a month. When he enter the room he found a dead man*
Dipper: bill there's a dead person in the room.
Bipper: oh hey how did he get here.
Dipper: bill what did you do.
Bipper: me I didn't do it.
Dipper: Explain what happened bill.
Bipper: I never seen him before in my life.
Dipper: why did you kill this person bill.
Bipper: I do not kill people that is my least favorite thing to do.
Dipper: tell me bill exactly what you were doing before I got in here.
Bipper: alright well I was upstairs.
Dipper: Okay.
Bipper: I was sitting in my room.
Dipper: Yes.
Bipper: Reading a book.
Dipper: Go on.
Bipper: And well this guy walked in.
Dipper: Okay.
Bipper: So I went up to him.
Dipper: Yes.
Bipper: and I stabbed him 37 times in the chest.
Dipper: Bill that kills people.
Bipper: Oh wow I didn't know that.
Dipper: How could you not know that.
Bipper: yeah I'm in the wrong here I suck.
Dipper: what happened to his hands.
Bipper: What's that.
Dipper: His hands why are they missing.
Bipper: well I kinda of cooked them up and ate them.
Dipper: bill.
Bipper: I was hungry and you know when you ate crepe hands.
Dipper: why on earth would you do that.
Bipper: I was hungry for hands give me a break.
Dipper: Bill.
Bipper: My stomach was making the rumbling.
Dipper: Bill.
Bipper: that only hands would satisfy.
Dipper: What is wrong with you bill.
Bipper: Well I kill people and I eat hands that's two things.
