South Park Oneshots

HEADCANONS AND SHIT

A/n: Heads up that I will not take in any more oneshot requests! I won't be able to do them all because of upcoming stuff. And that it will come in no particular order. Sorry... Just some ideas come before others. And it might come LATE but I promise that it's going to be written.

Again, you can look forward for Michael (Curly Goth), Gregory, Kenny, King Douchebag AND Token (in which both I've been wanting to do).

Ok... I've been wanting to make this thingamaboober. I don't know why I decided to but, hey, why not. Every person's headcanon for these boys are different and I wanted to share mine. Plus, just something before more oneshots?

I may add more to each guy if I think of anything else. Also might add more people if I feel like it?... Yeah I don't know. I might delete this later, too, so *shrug*.

Please no hate. These are my honest opinions and thoughts on what I would think the boys would look like when they're older. But please do comment and say what your headcanons are too. Who knows, you might convince me otherwise.

Also, I've been wanting to assign REAL people to each character. It's only like for nothing too. But idk. Comment also for any ideas?? (Like for Stan, I can totally imagine Beau Mirchoff. Hnnng)

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Headcanons for the boys (Appearances):

Eric Cartman

- 5'9
- lost some weight through the years and managed to grow more into his body
- Still considered husky
- one brown eye, other blue
- chestnut brown hair that usually combed over to the side, but is pretty shaggy

Kyle Broflovski

- bright, red jewfro hair that is more containable nowadays (but still would rather wear a hat)
- green eyes
- hooked nose
- 5'8
- pretty scrawny but has gained muscle while playing basketball
- wears contacts, would wear glasses on rare days
- GREAT ass

Stan Marsh

- 5'11
- jet black hair, messy
- very toned body from being in football
- overall athletic
- blue eyes
- tanner than the rest of the main boys
- just that extremely attractive guy you'd see in the hallways and be like "Damn, he's fucking hot."

Kenny McCormick

- "skater boy physique"
- pretty thin, could see his ribs when shirtless, toned nonetheless
- freckles
- blueish-grey eyes
- dirty blonde hair
- 5'9

Butters Stotch

- 5'6
- bright blue eyes
- light blonde hair, which is an undercut (ex. Jean from AoT/SnK, or Kai from Korra)
- still has baby fat :D
- button nose
- JUST FUCKING ADORABLE OK? That kind of guy that you always want to pinch their cheeks!

Craig Tucker

- 5'8
- pretty scrawny
- has braces
- black hair, longer than Stan's,
- has that "bad boy" edge (but no, he's seriously just a dork)

Tweek Tweak

- 5'10
- freckles (not as much as Kenny)
- messy, layered, blonde hair
- very thin
- jittery (the usual)
- green eyes

Clyde Donovan

- 5'7
- he chubby but has muscle :3
- dark brown, shaggy hair, which seems to be styled PERFECTLY (not really, he just ruffles it a bit, adds a lil bit of gel and leaves)
- brown/ hazel eyes
- a bit tanned

Token Black

- dark chocolate skin (... Like ok, duh)
- cinnamon brown eyes
- black hair, buzz cut (well not really but idk how else to describe it??)
- plump lips (yaaaaasssss)
- 6'0