DIPPER X BILL ONE SHOTS

Monday (Part Three)

***BILL'S POV***

"Wake up. Bill. Bill. Bill, wake up." I groan. Sleep feels so nice... one of the perks of being a human... "Bill, get up. We need to get to work." I blink my eye open. "Get up." I look up and see Dipper. He looks a little brighter than yesterday. A little happier... "Up." I slowly sit up. "Come on. The Shack's opening soon." I stand up and start following him downstairs. I grab the broom and start sweeping.

When eight rolls around, I put the broom back and go to the register.

There's a lot more people today than there were yesterday. Sundays aren't too busy, then... good to know.

At noon, I wait for Dipper to come downstairs, then start up sweeping again. At moments, I notice him staring me. He did tell me last night that I was pretty hot as a human. I thought he was just joking around, though... I guess not...?

After I finish sweeping. I wander around, not knowing what else to do. I already organized just about everything yesterday. I finally give up on trying to do something productive and go to the counter and stand there with Dipper, not knowing what else to do.

"What are you doing?" He asks.

"I don't know what else to do."

"Organize something."

"Everything's organized."

"Then... go clean the windows." I sigh and walk off. "The stuff to clean is in the cabinet in the kitchen, below the sink." I hear him talking behind me. I grab the stuff he tells me to and go back out to start cleaning the windows. I look at Dipper every once in a while.

At one point, I notice something off. He watches one of the customers like a hawk. When the customer goes to the counter, I move to one of the closer windows to listen to the conversation they have.

"What are you doing here?"

"Just buying a shirt. Problem?"

"You hate this place and everything we sell."

"Yeah. I do. This place sucks. Why do you still work here? Nevermind. I just wanted to stop in to tell that I'm glad you ended it with me." Wait... that's Nate! "I don't need you. I have someone else." He chuckles. "I'm surprised you didn't find out about him sooner."

Dipper looks down. "If you're gonna buy the shirt, then just buy the shirt. If not, put it back and get out."

"Aw, are you gonna cry, Dippy?" He's more of a dick in person than he was over phone... how is that even possible? "And if your so upset about me cheating, then why did you?"

"I didn't!"

"Then who was on the phone last night, hmm?"

"Someone I hate..."

I look down. "If you hate him, why was he there?"

"He's trying to make up for the things he did... help me sort a few problems out... and you were one of those problems."

I see that Nate guy getting mad and decide to intervene if anything goes too bad.

"Sure. That's not even a good lie. At least I could hide my lie from you for a long period of time. When did you find out, anyways?"

"A long time ago..."

"Seriously? Wow, you pussy." He laughs. "So you were too scared to do anything about it, huh? Didn't want to lose me? Well, boo hoo, it's not like you had me in the first place."

I see Dipper looking like he's going to cry and get up, going over to them. "Hey, Dipper, go on upstairs. I'll take care of this for you, okay?"

"No, I'm fine." His voice is shaking.