DIPPER X BILL ONE SHOTS

Love Potion

***BILL'S POV***

I stand in front of a van that I've been to many times before. I'm just hoping this will be the last time. I don't mind coming here, but... I don't want to have to continue.

I go to to the back doors of the van and knock.

"Just a sec!" I hear the oh so familiar voice from the inside. After a minute, the door opens. I look up at the Love God, my arms crossed with somewhat of a smirk on my face. "Bill? It's been a while, little demon."

"Hello, Lovey." He's shirtless, staring down at me. He's usually a clumsy fool in public, but he knows to get serious around me. "Can I come in?"

"Be my guest." He lets me through as I step up and get in the van. His hippie-styled van is as messy as usual and smells very strongly of sex and pot. I take off my jacket and shoes and set them to the side. I watch him walk to his bed- a collection of blanket and pillows with no mattress- and sit down, looking at me. "So what are you doing here, Bill?"

I start undoing my bow tie as I walk towards him. "Lovey, I need another favor." I see him smirk. I get on top of him, my legs on either side of him.

"I feel like you've just been using this 'favors' thing as an excuse to get with me and you've been using the love potions on me, sly demon."

I chuckle. He grabs my waist and I lean down and kiss him, pulling away after a short second. "I certainly don't mind sleeping with a love god," I kiss him again. "But trust me Lovey, it's not that simple." I feel him untuck my shirt from my pants and reach under it.

We start making out as he rubs my skin. He starts unbuttoning my shirt after a bit and we pull away. "Such a shame... I like having you over, it'd be better if you were here all the time."

"I'm hoping this is the last time I do this for a favor, so let all of your wild fantasies out now."

He fake pouts. "Last time?" I nod. He very quickly turns us over so he's on top of me. "I'm gonna miss this, Bill..." he leans down and kisses my neck.

"Me too, Lovey." He kisses further down to my collar bone.

"Do you really have to go get someone else?"

"Yes."

He sighs. "Then I guess I better make this worthwhile, shouldn't I?"

~

I lay on my stomach. I'm in so much pain from that... it feels so good.

"So, exactly what do you need this time?"

I stay still. "Just some regular love potion this time." I close my eyes. "Can I sleep here tonight, Lovey?"

"Yeah." I feel him sit beside me. "We could go a few more times for fun if you want."

I chuckle. "Are you kidding? We've already gone so much I'm scared of getting pregnant just laying here." He laughs at my joke. I think for a second. "We could go again a couple more rounds before I sleep, if you want."

"You think you can handle any more?"

I open my eyes and look at him with a smirk on my face. "You think I can't?"

~

"Thanks Lovey. I'll see you again sometime." The morning sun is bright. I put the love potion I got from him in my pocket and leave the van. He waves me away, and I find my way to the Mystery Shack.

I can't walk, so I'm floating my way there. I go above all of the trees and slowly drift along the air. After a bit, I look down and see the Shack, so I go down. I go in through a window in the attic and look around. I find Pine Tree asleep on his bed. I smile and go to the bed, sitting on it. I wait a second before shaking him a little.