Be A Girl

Anger

Reason #19 I'm writing this: A wise man is never angry just like an angry man is never wise.

Anger:

Now listen carefully. I dont have an anger control problem; I have a probelm with people. Which means if everyone stops being so damn annoying I WONT HAVE TO GO AROUND SCREAMING AT EVERYBODY!

Honestly, I come from a family that is naturally angry (me included) so I know how it feels. Yes, you want to punch them. You dont know why you want to punch, you know you'll regret it later, but obviously, you still want to punch them. Didn't I tell you I know?

Somedays, it just feels like I'll spend the rest of my life "What the fuck is wrong with you"ing everybody.It's just that people can be so damn annoying! I swear somepeople just enjoy putting their lives at risk! SERIOUSLY! I can't garentee them safety if I see red!

As a girl, I learned later on that being angry only stops you from doing what you want and getting what you want. As much as I hate to say this ladies, we are after all, the weaker sex. We should use that to our advantage. Because lets face it no matter how many hours we spend in the gym we will always be weaker. We can always still be smarter.

So yes, I'm practically saying, no, you can't attack a guy with a samurai sword and skin him alive. As annoying as he can be, you can't. You can however, imagine it, as long as you can keep your emotions from showing.

you see, as humans, people actually get satisfaction from seeing that they angered someone they hate. So what I'm trying to say is, showing them that they hit a nerve only makes them satisfied! You know what you should do when you want to kill someone with an RPG? Smile! Yes, smile. Smile and come up with the sassiest come back you can think of. Make them angry; get under their nerves. YES! Be evil and enjoy their anger!

It's actually fun! Being evil, that is.

So yes, you get me, right? the point is, an angry lady can't get her way. We are ladies. Accept it. Love it. Embrace it. Get a hold of your anger! It's not that hard! (if they piss you so off so much, doesn't the fact that your not under control of yourself do to?). You can get your way with other methods. AND NO! NOT SHOWING YOUR GOD DAMN UNDERGARMENTS! GOD NO! I"M NOT TRAINING PROSTITUTES HERE! But sweet talking, convincing, side stepping. Sarcasm. Being a lady! BE SLY IN A PROPER WAY! USE YOUR BRAIN! 

Your brain. Not your fist and not your boobs!

The only two situations in which using your fist is okay is when you just woke up.. Well, what? I'm not a morning person. Hell, I'm not so sure I'm even a person in the morning! And the second situation...well I dont think I need to explain the second one. We all have our fair share each month.

Fucking aliens having a fight in your tummy! *pats tummy* it's okay baby, it's okay.

Anyway, this one is short. BUT TODAY WAS THE LAST DAY OF RAMADAN! HAPPY EID EVERYONE! *KISS YOU ON THE CHEEK* EAT SWEETS! DANCE AROUND! BE HAPPY!

I KNOW I AM; I CAN FINALLY CURSE AGAIN!

HELL I MISSED YOU CURSE WORDS!

SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT! <<<<<<<< YES! I JUST CURSED!

Sorry, watermelon juice with milk is affecting my brain...dont ask, mum is inventing in the kitchen these days.

Be safe ;)