Be A Girl

Internet Romance

WHYYYYYYYYY!!!!! *wails* No! No no no! WHY! WHY IS THIS WEEK SO HORRIBLE?! But I didn't care! I didn't care about this week! All I cared about is getting home, finishing my homework and getting to my lazy night in bed day, surfing wattpad and tumblr! No! I have a scientific excuse to be lazy and grumpy for the next 5 days! How do you expect me not to use that?! BUT NO! LIFE CAN'T LET THAT HAPPEN NOW CAN IT?!

THE BLUE MOON GOD, THE GREEN MOON GOD, THE YELLOW MOON GOD, THE RED MOON GOD AND ALL THE COLOURED MOON GODS (asta5far allah) SCREAMED IN UNION: WE CAN'T LET HER HAVE A BREAK AND RELAX! HOW COULD SHE?! DIDN'T SHE HAVE ENOUGH ON FRIDAY!?

*me pops in* um.. no? I was studying for a quiz which for you're information I failed? :D

*Blue moon God: Oh.... well still! WE NEED TO TORTURE HER!

And BAM! They make me click on the 'update wattpad' button. And honestly I don't know what's worse. That I literally failed a pop quiz for the first time in my life or that wattpad looks like a FREAKING ORANGE FACEBOOK!

THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!

Reason #25 I'm writing this: What is dead may never die.

Internet Romance:

Okay so I wasn't going to write about this but I can't ignore this anymore. You can't fall in love over the internet! NO!

Okay wait let me explain. You CAN meet someone over the internet, like each other, meet up and THEN fall in love. Okay, why not? But falling in love with a guy you've never talked to in real life, never seen and don't even know the first thing about him? THAT is just.. beyond me!

First of all, there's the fact that there's a 30% chance he isn't even a guy to start with and he is pranking you! IF you have seen alot of his pictures though and you're close, then he's a guy. Fine, one down.

Then there's the fact that people are NINETY% of the time NOT the same on the internet like they are in real life. NINETY! 90!! I guess it's because of the fact that it's easier to comunicate on the internet than it is in real life thus people over come their shyness easily. That's actually a good thing! But it results in awkwardness later on when two people who've known each other only on the internet meet up in real life. (because each knows alot about the other yet is so embarrassed to say something). But just as somepeople are shy in real life and funny on the internet, some guys are asswholes (excuse my butt words?) in real life and nice people on the internet.

My conclusion to this was that A) maybe they are just trying to prank you so that they could laugh about how they got this girl they never even met to fall for them. or B) they just want to fit in the wattpad community which (I have to admit) is ruled by good people who don't really like asswholes.

So see? A guy can be all skittles sweet with you then BAM! You meet and he's a pervert. Or BAM! he was pranking you! OR BAAAAMMMM! He's your dad *scary music in the background* ...I totally don't want to imagine that!

What I am trying to say is, don't fall in love too easily. Specially on the internet. I mean, do you even know the first thing about that guy/girl you are falling for? If yes, then are you sure all these things are actually true? Yes? Then hey! maybe you have a chance and you actually did the rare thing of finding love on the internet. If not, then don't take thing too quickly, try to stay rational. Maybe he IS a good guy but he doesn't see you that way! Maybe Maybe Mabye. Make it a rule: Don't fall in love till you solve all the 'maybe's. Just to keep your heart safe.

And remember: If he takes selfies with duckfaces, he's just not the one.

No, that wasn't a joke.

Really.

Anyway, back to the point. What where we saying? Oh yes! don't fall in love unless you're sure. Who am I kidding? You'll fall anyway! You can't stop the feelings, I know. But to minimize the damage, at least try to keep it in you. Don't confront someone until you're 100% sure.

Why am I inspired to write this you might add? Well... *cries* I'm on my first day and I am tired and over emotional and sick and crampy and I ate alot (I eat like a pig on first days) and I should get up and workout but all I have the energy to do is hover my fingers over the keyboard and try to stay alive so no way in hell I'm working out. Then I get a message from nutella and we talk for a while and.. well he wrote unspoken with me, shit I forgot to mention that didn't I? Well he's having some.. bad time with his crush and he keeps telling me about it! AND HE WONT SPARE MY POOR EMOTIONAL SELF THE SAD DETAILS SO I GET ALL SAD AND DEPRESSED AND I JUST HAVE TO WRITE SOMETHING ABOUT IT!

NUTELLA! You're awesome! I wouldn't have called you Nutella if you weren't! Whoever that girl is, if she can't see you and how delicious you are then she's not worth it. I'm sure you'll meet someone else.. and you wont read that thank God...

So that's the end of the chapter and my cue to leave and go, put an extra sheet on the bed, lie down and wail about how there's a vampire coming out of my tummy and how wattpad is turning into an orange facebook. This is a terrible day! Bloody cramps. HEY! Everthing with 'amps' in the end is terrible! Vamps, Cramps, The Vamps? Camps? Coincedence much?