Roadtrip ft HRVY boyxboy oneshots

Mindy - sarcastic ? Me ? Never ?

Mindy are sarcastic people ok ? Nearly all of their conversations contain sarcasm . For months they'd say " I hate you " instead of 'I love you' which really confused the others they'd have hole conversations in sarcasm .
" oh god I actually hate that team so much "
" oh lord I hate Bristol city too"
" not as much as I hate Manchester United "
" you know what team I hate the most though ?"
" who?"
" England , oh man they're so overrated"
" oh man your so right I hate them so much honestly worst team in the world"
" you know what annoys me though ?"
" what?"
" their supporters like grow up they're never going to win they're horrific even panama are better than them "
" I know right " the two would then look at each other laugh then cuddle and watch a match.
So when the two didn't use sarcasm it shocked both the other in he relationship and all around them .
" mikey ?"
" yeah fovvs"
" Nando's date later?"
"Sarcasm or nah?"
"Sarcastic ? Me ? Never!" Andy smirked "no really do you want a Nando's date later?" He continued.
" yeah sure " mikey said smiling .
" ya know we never do coupley stuff and I just kinda want to do that a bit more" andy said smiling but shy .
" that would actually be really nice fovvs , does this mean I can buy you roses and stuff?" Mikey asked hope in his eyes .
" I mean it's gunna set both you and rye's hayfeaver of but I would appreciate it "
" oh yeah , we'll can I buy you and your mum flowers before you go home ?"
" I'd love that mikey " andy said hugging the boy .
" so dates and stuff like that are on the cards now ?" Mikey asked .
" they sure are , now c'mon I want me a Nando's " andy said pulling one of mikey's jumpers over his head , slipping his shoes on aswell grabbing his wallet and phone , running to tell rye where they were going before telling him no he couldn't join them . Whilst mikey changed into a hoodie and jeans and nice shoes quickly doing his hair. Jack walked in looked at him continued before looking at him again .
" you look like your going on an important date ? Where ya going ?"
"Me and my boyfriend are going on a date actually " mikey answered smiling .
" no , really where are you going?"
" really jack , me and andy are going on a date now"
" oh , ok , be safe and use protection"jack joked hugging mikey before making him and brook burritos .
" wait mike do you want to borrow a shirt ?"
" nah we're only going Nando's"
" aww okay , have fun don't get pregnant "
" hunny I'm a guy I can't get pregnant"
" oh yeah sorry normally talking to rye and brook before dates , habit now . "
" lemme guess rye you tell not to get them pregnant seriously, brook as a joke" jack nodded at that smiling .
" mike , you ready to go ?" Andy asked standing at the door smiling .
" yeah sure bye jack " mikey spoke smiling also .
" ok bye , BE SAFE AND USE PROTECTION AND DONT BE TOO LOUD WE LIVE HERE TO" jack yelled as they left giggling . " wow they're actually going on a date " he then smiled and continued making him and brooks burritos thinking about all the dates him and Harvey had had , whilst subconsciously making extra burritos for rye who although had turned it down would want some as soon as he smelt it , feeling like a proud mum as his two boys went of on a date .