Huntsman R6s X Reader

Short-Fun times with Weasel

Y/n and Hibana were sitting inside a car as they watched people walked around the city.

Y/n: Alright, send him in.

Ela(Radio): Um.. we have a slight problem.

Weasel(radio with a Spanish accent): What's wrong I got this.

Y/N: What the hell! Do you know how many times I had to hit his head to get the correct accent for this?

Weasel: I blacked out and threw up only twenty times.

Hibana: What do we do?

Weasel: They are here lets...

Ela: He hurt himself again.

Weasel(German accent): I okay. Now let's do this!

Y/N and Hibana watched as Weasel ran in the crowd stabbing an inflatable decoration.

Hibana: Should we stop him?

Y/n: He has this under control.

He drove away as Weasel was attacking four armed men with a pinwheel toy.

*****

Y/n was sitting with Tachanka, Smoke, Buck, and Bandit. They all glared at each other as Bandit gave everyone shot glass.

Tachanka: Russian.

Smoke: Italian.

Bandit: Asian.

Buck: Specify that.

Bandit: Chinese.

Buck: American.

Y/n: Bulgarian.

Tachanka grabbed a hammer and threw it behind Bandit hitting Weasel.

Weasel(Bulgarian accent): Seriously?

Y/N: Haha! Drink fuckers!

Bandit: Fuck this game.

*****

Ying was sitting in Doc's office for her pregnancy check up. Fuze walked in nervously.

Ying: What's wrong?

Fuze: So...Doc is in a mission.

Ying: But...they said the Doctor will be here soon.

Fuze: About that.

Ying: It's Y/n isn't it.

Fuze: No.

Ying: Then who is it?

Weasel walked in wearing his combat gear and set his gun down.

Weasel(Jamaican accent): Don't worry I'm here.

Ying grabbed Fuze by his jacket and pulled him up to her face.

Ying: What the hell is wrong with you?

Fuze: He said he was a doctor.

They looked of at Weasel holding a stethoscope.

Weasel: What the hell is this thing?

Ying: I'm going to kill you.

Weasel: Now what seems to be the problem?

He sat in a chair while holding a book.

Ying: I here to make sure the pregnancy is going well.

Weasel: Okay, so Fuze have you been bitching more than usual?

Fuze: What?

Weasel: Have you been eating some weird food since you got pregnant?

Fuze: I'm not pregnant.