I Never Wanted To Love You (or did I...)

Period // Whizzvin + Jason

A/N Headcanon: Jason and Whizzer know nothing about periods. Jason doesn't know because he hasn't had 'the talk' and Whizzer says he doesn't because he's gay.

Two updates in one day. *gasp* who am I *mumbles 24601*

Whenever Jason was with Whizzer, thing would get interesting. And they would get interesting really quickly. Like that time Jason brought a girl over.

It was during summer break. Marvin was at work and Whizzer was at home. Jason was on his way over from Trina and Mendel's and was apparently bringing a friend too. They were supposed to arrive at about 12 so Whizzer thought it would be nice to prepare lunch for them both.

As the doorbell rang, Whizzer sprang to his seat. To say he wasn't excited to meet one of Jason's friends was an understatement. He practically sprang to the door and opened wide.

"Hey guys." Whizzer smiled.

"Hi Whizzer this is Tillie." Jason said and the young girl next to him waved.

"Nice to meet you Tillie. There's some food on the table, go help yourselves." Whizzer turned to Trina who immensely wrapped him in a hug.

"How you feeling?" She asked.

"Better. I'm slowly but surely getting over the health scare but I'm definitely clear. I won't be going anywhere anytime soon." Whizzer smiled and Trina held him tighter. The pair had grown much closer ever since the whole family thought Whizzer had caught the new virus going round. Turns out it was just a sickness bug.

"I'll be back on Sunday night." Trina said as she stepped back. "Enjoy your weekend."

"Thanks. And you."

Whizzer wished he had never closed the door because that's when everything went wrong.

"WHIIIZEEEEEEEEEEER!" Jason shouted.

"What? What's wrong?" Whizzer panicked as he ran to the kitchen.

"Tillie's bleeding." Jason said.

"Oh shit" Whizzer said as he saw the blood on her jeans, "Tillie, are you okay?"

"No. Everything hurts and I feel sick." She said on the verge of tears. "What's happening to me?"

"I...I don't know. Jason?"

"How am I supposed to know? I'm only 13! You're the adult." Jason panicked.

"I'm gay! I know nothing about girls!" Whizzer panicked back. "I'll call your mom. Tillie go the bathroom and clean yourself up a little. We'll find out what's going on." She nodded and Jason took her to the bathroom

Whizzer skidded to the phone and quickly called Trina. No answer. Whizzer groaned. Charlotte was at work. Cordelia was away for the weekend on a cooking course. Mendel never answered the phone. The only person he could call was Marvin.

"Marvin you need to come home right now!" Whizzer ordered when his boyfriend picked up the phone.

"Why what's wrong?" Marvin asked.

"We're having a problem."

"Okay I'm on my way!"

Within 15 minutes, Marvin was sliding through the door. Jason was sat on the couch and Whizzer was pacing.

"What's the problem?" Marvin asked.

"It's Tillie!" Jason said.

"Tillie as in you best friend since you were both 6 months old Tillie?" Marvin asked.

"Yes!"

"Jason called me in and she had blood all over her jeans and she said she felt sick and hurt everywhere." Whizzer panicked

Marvin started laughing.

"This no laughing matter Marvin!" Whizzer snapped.

"You guys. She started he period. It's totally normal for a 13 year old girl to start bleeding and not die." Marvin laughed.

"Oooooooh" Jason and Whizzer realised how stupid they sounded.

"Where is she?"

"The bathroom."

Marvin smiled and walked over to the bathroom door. "Tillie, sweetheart, it's Marvin. Are you okay?"

A quiet no came from the other side of the door.

"Do you want me to come in and help you? I promise I know what's happening."

"Please help me Marvin." She begged. Marvin smiled and slipped into the bathroom.

Luckily, as soon as Tillie turned 13, Marvin had put pads and tampons in their bathroom. He knew Tillie would be over at some point. She was like a sister to Jason and a daughter to Marvin. Once he explained to her what was happening, he talked her through everything he knew and lent her some old clothes. He left the room so she could get changed.

"Okay, time to educate you two on women"

A/N you have no idea how funny this was to write