I Never Wanted To Love You (or did I...)

Shower Antics // Whizzvin

A/N this idea came to me while I was in the shower. I'm literally so shit at updating I don't know why you guys hand around.

When Marvin got home from work the first thing on his mind was sleep. Well actually food came first. So sleep was second. But he also wanted to know how Whizzer was, and he wanted to ring Jason and a warm drink was good too. So maybe sleep was one first in the list but it was definitely in the top ten.

"Hi Marvin!" Whizzer beamed when he saw the latter. "How was work?"

"Same old same old. People complained about me again today." Marvin chuckled as he walked into the kitchen

"What did you do this time??" Whizzer sighed as he followed.

"It wasn't my fault this time."

"Really?"

"Yes really."

"Hmm okay."

"Why do you never believe me?" Marvin smiled as he walked and stood in-front of Whizzer.

"Because 90% of the time it is your fault." Whizzer smiled and kissed the latters forehead. "Now tell me, what happened?"

"This woman called Michelle, who I didn't even know worked there, said my gay aura was messing up her coffee. What the fuck do you mean 'my gay aura' is messing up your coffee? Who does this bitch think she is?" Marvin complained.

"I don't know. What I do know is that your salty gay aura is turning out food stale."

"Oh don't you start!" Marvin said as Whizzer laughed.

"Well I was about to have a shower before you came, so don't be annoyed if you hear me singing."

"I've never heard you sing sober. It's always drunk singing. So if that's how you sound normally as well, you need to get me some earplugs." Marvin laughed and Whizzer was gobsmacked, which made Marvin laugh harder.

"Watch it you!"

***
After Marvin had finished his food, he headed to the bed room. He went to turn on the radio, but it wasn't there. He then went to grab an extension cord form the box in their wardrobe but the box was empty. That's when he noticed the wires. The first one came from under the desk, when it reached the middle of the room another one was connected. He followed the wires as they weaves along the carpet. He stopped when he reached  a door. That's when he heard the beats of 'I'm Coming Out By Diana Ross' playing and a voice singing along.

"Whizzer!" Marvin shouted which made Whizzer scream.

"Don't scare me while I'm in the shower!" Whizzer shouted back.

Marvin started talking but Whizzer couldn't hear him. To pay Marvin back for scaring him, Whizzer waited for the quiet mumbling to stop before he shouted.

"I can't hear you can you come in and tell me"

Marvin rolled his eyes and Whizzer quietly laughed.

"I said if you're try to start a fire you're not going to be disappointed. Why have you got all the extension cords out?" Marvin repeated.

"I wanted to listen to the radio and we don't have a plug in the bathroom so I improvised."

"Whizzer we have a boombox."

"And we only have your boring cassette tapes."

Marvin gasped which made Whizzer laugh, "I am slightly offended by that statement. If you hurry up we can head out and get some tapes of your own before everywhere closes."

"Really?"

"Yeah consider it an early Christmas gift."

"Do I ever tell you how much a love you?" Whizzer asked as he popped his head round the corner.

"Yes you do. All the time. And I love you too." Marvin smiled back.

"Well I love you more."