I Never Wanted To Love You (or did I...)

Always Picking On Me// Whizzvin + Trindel

A/N So I've been obsessed with the Bonnie and Clyde musical for a good 4 months and I've always loved their story in general. So here's a NICE and FUN oneshot

Just so no one gets confused:

-Clyde Barrow is portrayed by Marvin

-Bonnie Parker is portrayed by Whizzer

-Marvin "Buck" Barrow is portrayed by Mendel

-Blanche Barrow is portrayed by Trina

As the sun started to slowly set behind the trees, a car was still bolting down the street at it's top speed of 65 mph. It twisted and turned down the empty road. Marvin kept his eyes straight ahead as Whizzer leant against his arm as he tried to sleep. But the back of the car told a different story. Mendel was singing along to quietly to the songs on the radio while Trina was holding on to anything she could with a horror-stricken face.

"Do you have to go this fast?" Trina asked as she clung on to the side of the car.

"Trina stop worrying, Marvin knows what he's doing." Mendel laughed.

"Does he?! When has Marvin ever known what he was doing?" Trina scoffed.

"I know how to solve the problem." Marvin spoke up. He gradually slowed the car down and parked at he side of the road. "You get out and walk"

"How dare you!" Trina snapped

"Trina calm down." Mendel tried to calm his wife down, but at the same time tried not to laugh at his brothers antics.

"No he is rude. You are a rude man."

"Trina are you wearing trousers?" Whizzer finally spoke as he sat up straight.

"What does that have to do with anything."

"Just answer my question." Whizzer sighed as he span to face her.

"Yes, I am wearing trousers. They're are..."

"...comfier to wear when we're in the car. We know, you tell us every time." Marvin laughed and turned to face her too.

"Well then you're in luck. If you don't wanna be in the car a horse is standing in that field. You're already wearing trousers, now you have a horse to match." Whizzer said.

The car was silent. Trina's mouth hung open, Marvin had turned back round so that he didn't laugh, and Whizzer just smiled at Trina. Mendel looked out the window to try and keep his laughed hidden but one look at his wife's face caused him to erupt in laughter.

"Stop laughing! It isn't funny. I'm sat in a car with rude people" Trina snapped.

"I'm sorry Trina but you get mad so easy, it makes it funnier" Whizzer laughed "If you weren't here who could we laugh at."

"Do you mean laugh with?" Mendel asked.

"I meant what I said." Whizzer replies which only made Mendel laugh more.

"I didn't choose to be here." Trina replied.

"I didn't choose for you to be my sister-in-law but here we are." Marvin laughed, which didn't seem to make the situation any better.

Once the laughter had quietened down, Marvin started the car again and carried on driving down the old country road. Whizzer leaned back on Marvin's arm and fell right back asleep as if nothing had ever happened. Mendel moved closer to his wife and wrapped his arms around her.

"You know they're only kidding right? They don't mean no harm by it." Mendel whispered to her.

Trina turned to look at Mendel and smiled, "I know"

Trina would never say it to them but she really did love and care for the couple on the front seat. Even if one of them was her brother-in-law.