Black Widow Imagines™️

Pranks.

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Prompt:

Requested By: @laurens_weed

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YOUR POV

"Is it all ready?" I couldn't contain my excitement as I bounced up and down on the heels of my feet.

"Pranks are all set." Nat confirmed, checking off the last thing on our list.

"Perfect. Now all we have to do is wait." I plopped down on my bed and grabbed the tablet that had cameras pulled up so I could see the pranks unfold.

THE NEXT DAY

I yawned as I stretched my limbs, not feeling Nats warm body next to mine anymore. With a pout I got up from the bed and stretched some more. My stomach rumbled loudly and I knew I was going to have to see if there was food in the kitchen, all of us not getting groceries as frequently as we probably should.

"Miss y/l/n, Agent Romanoff is in the kitchen cooking breakfast. She requests that you join her."

"Thank you Jarvis."

Making my way out of the room, I walked down the long hallway, no signs of any of the other Avengers. I shrugged it off and thought they must be all training, or Tony and Bruce were in their lab tinkering.

As soon as I walked into the kitchen, I felt warm ranch hit the back of my neck and head, the white substance running down my back and front, staining my clothes. I cringed when the smell hit me, feeling myself want to throw up at how raunchy it was. It was then I noticed that Nat wasn't even in the kitchen making breakfast, everything was spotless and untouched.

I practically jogged outside, wanting to rinse myself off with the hose before Tony got mad that I got ranch in the carpet. I turned the nose knob until I heard the water start to run into the hose, making a hissing sound. Clenching the handle, streams of red stained water with the hint of garlic came spewing at.

"Fuck!" I hissed when it got in my eye, stumbling backwards I landed on the grass with a thud. Vigorously I rubbed my eye in hopes the burning sensation would go away. Once it did, I put the hose away, noticing my skin looked like I got sunburnt really badly from all the red dye. Either that or it looked like a massive fruit punch stain. The ranch started smelling even worse the more it got heated under the morning sun.

Finally I just said fuck it and made my way back inside, not caring if Tony got mad. I made my way back to my room being as careful as I could just in case something else was going to drench me. When I made it inside, I went into my bathroom and immediately took a shower to rid myself from the stench of ranch and garlic.

Once I was clean and dressed in different clothes, my stomach growled loudly and I started to feel cramps due to lack of food. Safely I made my way back into the kitchen, seeing one of Tony's robots cleaning up the ranch mess.

Maneuvering around the robot I got out the proper pans and ingredients to make myself some breakfast. When my eggs and sausage were platted, I grabbed a drink from the fridge and sat down at the bar counter. None of the others had come out when they smelled food and I started thinking they probably got called out on a mission. It was weird because usually Banner would stay at the compound if a mission was called in. He didn't like to go out on missions because he was afraid he'd lose control of the Hulk.

I finished my breakfast and took a sip of my orange juice, spitting it out immediately all over the counter once I tasted vinegar.

"What the hell?" I mumbled, taking a sip again just to be sure my brain wasn't playing tricks on me. Again I cringed and spat it all over the counter, vinegar staining my tongue.

Then it dawned on me and I slapped myself in the face for how stupid I actually was. It was April 1st today and Natasha and I had set these pranks up last night for the other avengers.

The ranch was supposed to be for whoever cooked breakfast that morning where as the garden hose was for Sam and all his little flowers. The orange juice was Clint's and Nat thought it'd be funny to put vinegar in it. Little did I know she put it in my orange juice instead. She tricked me!

"NAT!" I yelled.

I heard loud bubbly laughter from inside the pantry, the door opening as all the Avengers came falling out.

"That was golden!" Clint laughed loudly he held his stomach.

"You all were in on it?" I gasped.

"You mortals are so entertaining!" Thor giggled wiping his eyes.

"Happy April 1st y/n." Tony howled in laughter, falling into Steve's side as the super solider held him up.

"I'm sorry baby, but this was just too good." Tasha tried to stop her humorous laughter but failed epically.

I narrowed my eyes at her, getting some ideas of my very own in my head. I plastered on an innocent smile and shook my head, knowing when I went back to my room, Loki and I were going to talk.