Black Widow Imagines™️

Pranks pt.2

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Requested by: @GAYBOYEEE @laurens_weed

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YOUR POV

"Who's first?" I covered my mouth with my hand to stifle my giggles.

"Let's go pay Clint a visit." Loki smirked.

Both of us walked as quietly as we could towards Clint's bedroom, opening the door with a creak we saw the sleeping man with his mouth hanging open and drool going down his chin.

"You got the vodka?" I whispered. Loki nodded his head and showed me the clear white cup with vodka poured in it.

Tip toeing further into Clint's room, I opened the Tabasco sauce and poured some in his mouth. Clint's eyes shot open and he began scream, a large fountain of drool coming out of his mouth.

"What did you do!?" Clint shrieked. Loki and I laughed our asses of when Clint began fanning his tongue.

"Here, drink this." Loki handed him the cup of vodka.

Clint chugged the thing all in one go, throwing the cup in his room and gagging when the feeling intensified.

Loki and I howled in laughter as we left Hawkeyes room.

"Who's next?" I wiped my tears.

"I believe Thor is outback and I know just what to do." An evil glint twinkled in his eyes.

I followed the god out to the back garden to see Thor lounging in the pool chair.

"Stay here." Loki smirked before disappearing.

"Oh look! It's a snake! Hello Mr. Sn- AH LOKI!" Thor screamed like a little girl when Loki appeared and stabbed him in the stomach.

Loki fell in his ass, laughing humorously as he did so. My morbid sense of humor made me laugh too, even though I felt bad for Thor. He really did love snakes.

"Come on, y/n, lets go put some laxative in Tony's coffee."

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"I'm apologizing in advance if you die after this prank." I told Loki seriously as I tightened my silk robe.

"Please, I've died before and here I am." Loki chuckled, getting under the covers of my bed with just some pants on.

Loki thought the best revenge on Natasha, would be to make it look like I cheated on her with Loki. I was scared to see how my girlfriend was going to react, but it probably would have something to do with her fists and or guns.

Natasha always came and woke me up if I slept in when she was still up, me being the one who usually got up earlier than everyone else because my body was like "haha fuck you".

I made myself comfortable and pretended to be asleep as Loki wrapped his arm around me, pretending to be asleep too. A few moments later, my door slowly opened and I knew it was probably Tasha. I heard a loud crash and turned over to look at her. A breakfast platter with food was all over my floor and Natashas was fuming.

"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!?" She yelled clenching her fists.

"I'm going to go, love." Loki pecked my forehead before disappearing.

"What's going on, love!?" My girlfriend spat.

I sighed, "Loki and I were pranking you all back and he thought this would be a good way to get you back."

"So you didn't sleep with him?" She asked tentatively.

I shook my head no and got up from the bed, "I wouldn't do that to you."

Natasha sighed in relief, pulling me into her arms as she pouted, "I'm mad at you now. You scared me."

"I'm mad at you too! You could have at least tried to save the food." I giggled. Nat playfully rolled her eyes before hugging me tighter.