Lissa: Hey there, Shirou.
Shirou: Get away from me, she-devil!
Lissa: Aw, don't go getting your hackles up! I'm not here to prank you.
Shirou: Ha! Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice... don't talk to me again.
Lissa: Hee hee! Aw, come on! ...Wait, are you really mad?
Shirou: Of course I'm mad! You dumped a toad down my collar.
Lissa: I'm pretty sure that was a frog...
Shirou: I'm pretty sure I don't care!
Lissa: Okay, okay! I'm sorry, Shirou! I'm super-duper 100 percent sorry. And I won't do it anymore, so please be my friend again. Okay?
Shirou: ...You're really sorry?
Lissa: Terribly!
Shirou: And you SWEAR you won't do it again?
Lissa: Princess's honor!
Shirou: ...Well... all right. In that case I suppose I can forgive you... Let's just shake hands & put this silliness behind us.
Lissa: Thanks, Robin! You're the bes... *Sees something in Shirou's hand* AAAAAUGH! Wh-what is that, in your hand?! Is it a sna... A sn-n-n...
Shirou: A snake? Oh, no, Lissa. *Opens his hand* I'm pretty sure this is a worm. ...Gotcha!
Lissa: Gya! I thought my heart was going to jump out of my throat! You're terrible, Robin! AND a total hypocrite!
Shirou: Uh huh... Why don't you show me what's in YOUR hand, then.
Lissa: O-oh! What? *Shows her hand to reveal a frog* ...This? Hee he... Why, how did this frog get here?
Shirou: ...Sorry, you were saying something about hypocrites?
Lissa: Aw, it's no fun if you see it coming!
Shirou: I'd have to be blind not to at this point.
Lissa: Oooooo! Next time I'm gonna prank you good!
Shirou: And next time I'll seriously stop talking to you.
Lissa: What?! Oh...fiiiine! Fine! I guess I'll stop. For real this time. *Sigh* Guess I still have a long way to go...
Shirou: Till you grow up?
Lissa: No, to the pond! ...I've got about a dozen frogs to put back.
Shirou: *Groans heavily*
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Fire Emblem: Unlimited Blade Works
FantasyShirou Emiya Male Reader x Fire Emblem Awakening #1 fireemblem - 8/22/2019 #1 staynight - 5/20/2020