Fire Emblem: Unlimited Blade Works

Lissa: B Support

Shirou: Phew! I am beat...

Lissa: All tuckered out, Shirou? How about a quick, refreshing shoulder rub?

Shirou: ...What are you plotting now?

Lissa: Oh, please. One little joke, one little time & you get all paranoid. This isn't about pranking anybody. I figure I owe you...

Shirou: How do you figure?

Lissa: Because you've taken a huge weight off my brother's shoulders, silly! You know what Chrom's like. He never asks for help, even when he needs it. But he trusts you, Shirou. Enough to rely on you. He's not the type to come out & say it, but I know he's grateful.

Shirou: You... think so?

Lissa: I know so! Nobody knows my big brother like me.

Shirou: Well, that is nice to hear...

Lissa: So, what do you say? Free massage? Going once... Gooooooing twiiice...

Shirou: Okay, I accept! I accept! ...Thanks, Lissa.

Lissa: Okay then... *Begins massaging Shirou's shoulders* Urgh! Geez, your muscles are just one big knot back here...

Shirou: ...Aaaaaah, yes, right there... Oooh, that feels amazing...

Lissa: How about...this? *Slips something down the back of Shirou's shirt*

Shirou: WhaAAAAGH! Cold! Cold & slimy & coooooold! AUGH! IT MOVED! WHAT DID YOU DO, LISSA? WHAT IN BLAZES WAS THAT?!

Lissa: Teee hee hee hee! Oh, relax. It's just a frog. You were so perfectly calm, tee hee. I couldn't resist! It had to be done!

Shirou: I'm pretty sure it did NOT! And weren't you just saying yesterday that frogs make you "all pukey"?

Lissa: I'm willing to put up with a lot for the sake of comedy.

Shirou: Well, that makes one of us!