A masterpiece of crack created by https://www.wattpad.com/user/biiiiiiiiiish and I. (Or do I tag like dis @biiiiiiiiiish ? Idk, either way, I can't take credit for this beauty alone-)
Iggy: *in a bar, drunk off his head*
Froggy: *just as drunk, in the same bar, sees Iggy*
Iggy: *sees Froggy* You! YOU HELPED MY SON CLAIM INDEPNDENCE FROM ME!
Froggy: ReVoLuTiOn!
Iggy: I AM NOW SOBBING!
Froggy: ReVoLuTiOn!
*They proceed to strangle each other*
Bartender: Uhh, does this bar have any security? Someone call the police? Please? I don't get paid enough for this?
*To no avail, this carries on for about twenty minutes straight*
Bartender: That's it I'm out. *gets shovel to dig a hole to crawl into and get away*
Iggy: Oh, a weapon. Thank you, old chap. *grabs shovel and repeatedly hits Froggy on the head with it* DIEDIEIDIEDIEDIE
Bartender: *hugs himself and cries*
Police: *arrive*
Iggy: I AM THE GREAT BRITISH EMPIRE AND A FROG CAN'T DEFEAT ME!
Froggy: I CALL A REVOLUTION FOR YOU MURDERING ME!
Iggy: IT ISN'T MURDER I HAVE A REASON
Matthew: *in the corner, sighing as he watches this* This should not be normal, but oh well
Iggy: *gets out his magic wand and tries to turn Francis into an actual frog, but because he's drunk, only the upper half of Francis becomes a frog, so like, a frog with hooman legs*
People: *screaming, freaking out, police thinking themselves crazy, probably*
Matthew: *still calm, he's seen this a thousand times*
Froggy (Mutated, mind you): *starts singing revolutionary French songs*
Iggy: *screaming that he's the unbeatable British Empire*
(Me: Wait, does he sing them or croak them? Huge difference.
@biiiiiiiiiish: Omg the mental image of France croaking out French revolutionary songs
Me: Wheezing doesn't even begin to describe what I'm doing right now
@biiiiiiiiiish: Iggy needs to come up with a new word, wheezing isn't enough)
(We eventually came up with 'hamboldisting'. I don't even know what we're on-)
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Hetalia Stuff
HumorFrom minifics and oneshots to fanart and headcanons and facts, it's just totally random Hetalia stuff that I have, it's an absolute hell of this fandom, but hey, we all enjoy it XD There's at least one picture for just about every chapter!
