Hetalia Stuff

More Guests... YAY- (STILL HETALIA)

Aight aight, so we're having a little fight here, that's why this took so long to get to you people...

See, instead of three guests, we got six.

Ahem, there's the Celts on one side, and there's... Possibly the most chaotic trio ever, Turkey, Greece, and Egypt. 

Um.

Oh.

Oh no.

Bad Scotteh-

No magic-

No you can't just- *disappears* WHY IS eVeRyOnE SO RUDE

Rude? I only did what was necessary.

Which was magicking anyone that bothered you away?

Yeah.

Genius.

Oi, shut up, just because half of you has independence from our wee arse brother doesn't make you any better than us.

Doesn't it?

Oh, come on you guys, be nice to each other! You're both redheads! You should get along!

Technically, I am an orange head.

Yeah, you've got orange for brains.

And you've got tomato for brains!

Guys-

Wales, don't try to be the peacekeeper, we all know you're just setting the stone for your demonic rituals.

I don't do demonic rituals!

Right, and I imagined that half-sheep half-demon that almost killed me in my sleep.

Mhmm, you did, because that's Fluffy, and Fluffy is an innocent sheep.

Just because you fuck it doesn't mean it's innocent.

Quite the opposite, in fact.

I don't fuck- Oh, never mind! I'm going to Artie's! He's better than you people!

He kicks you out of the house?

Yeah, but at least he gives some warning! And he doesn't stab me unless I come back!

And your point is...?

You two are constantly mean to me, and you stab me without warning, and then you kick me out! Do the math! Farewell, cunts!

He actually left?

Yeah, praise the Lord and heavens above.

...That's a bad thing.

Don't tell me you miss him or something.

Of course not, but don't you remember the last time he left with such a drama?

...You woke up with your eyebrows and hair singed off, and I couldn't speak anything but Welsh.

Yes.

Catch that fucking demon.

Oh boy.

Well, there's the sibling drama for you, and maybe we can finally have those other three guests that Scotland rudely got rid of next time.

In case it wasn't clear, Scotland is italics, Ireland is bold, and Wales is underlined.