One "peaceful" meeting, Alfred was actually suggesting a... Realistic-ish idea for global warming. I know, it's going to snow in the desert now, it's such a shocker. But like, lemme just give you an idea of how it goes...
America: So, hypothetically, if we do that, global warming should actually decrease!
England: You know, for once, I can't find it in me to argue that. You've outdone yourself this time.
Canada: Yeah, you actually used your brain, that's rare... *for once, we're glad no one heard him. Or are we?*
Russia: *scoff*
America: What.
Russia: *with a highly amused expression* Nothing.
America: What is it.
Russia: Ah, just such a typical American idea.
America: Yeah! That's a good thing!
Russia: Eh... If you say so.
America: Goddamnit dude! Let's see you come up with something better!
Russia: Gladly. *slides file with ideas across*
America: It's all in Russian!
Russia: I thought you spoke majority of languages?
America: Dude, I can't read chicken scrawl.
Russia: Then your glasses clearly don't do you any good.
America: Oh, maybe YOU should get glasses.
Russia: My vision is perfect, thank you.
America: Really? I doubt it, because you seem to not see common sense.
Russia: Please, this is coming from you?
Germany: One meeting.
Germany: That's all I ask.
Germany: One fucking meeting without you two having a roasting battle.
America: Sure, if he stops being such a commie bastard.
Russia: Big talk, coming from a capitalist pig.
Germany: I give up.
Prussia: *pats him on the back* It's okay, little bruder. You'll never get your wish, but it's okay.
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Hetalia Stuff
HumorFrom minifics and oneshots to fanart and headcanons and facts, it's just totally random Hetalia stuff that I have, it's an absolute hell of this fandom, but hey, we all enjoy it XD There's at least one picture for just about every chapter!
