Switzerland In WWII

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In reference to the picture above, HA I FINALLY GOT TO SHAMELESSY SELF ADVERTISE MY SWITZERLAND AESTHETIC- 

No regrets.

Ahem, moving on.

So, it's World War Two, right? Everyone's panicking, dying, Germany is going insane, and well... Let's just give a summary of world meetings, huh?

England: GERMANY NO

Germany: GERMANY YES

Prussia: *deep sighing, staring at the map of Germany and Prussia with the Prussia part fading away*

France: I SURRENDER JUST DON'T TOUCH PARIS *let's ignore England yelling at him for that*

America: Yo! What'd I miss?

Soviet Union (BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT IT WAS. NOT RUSSIA.): *sipping vodka casually* You know, this is all getting very tiresome for my clearly superior army. 

China: JAPAN NO

Japan: JAPAN YES

Canada: Wait, there's a war? Guys, don't tell me you forgot I can fight in it too right?

Poland: Geez, I know I'm like, totally fabulous, but did you have to start with me? Also, you Allies are like, totally useless. *eye roll*

Rest of Europe and some parts of Asia: *suffering, so is everyone*

Switzerland: *while shooting down any foreign planes that passes over Swiss territory* Hm... What if... We were gay?



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