World Meeting During Corona Virus

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Germany: Everyone keep a distance of at least two meters from each other.

Kiku: I understand, Germany-san, but Italy-kun is very close to you.

North Italy: *clinging to Germany's arm* Veee, I'm not that sick anymoreeeeeeeee

England: What the bloody hell is this, the plague? When I said the world needed a new plague, this is not what I meant.

France: *sigh* I'm too old for this, the world already ended so many times...

South Italy: *using quarantine as an excuse not to come*

Sealand (..Autocorrect doesn't think it's a country, apparently): *sitting in Romano's seat*

Russia: Why is this making a difference again? (I'm not kidding, so many people who are of Soviet origins are so unbothered by this virus. Ain't blaming them, it's not that big of a deal-)

Sweden: 'm j'st g'nna m'n'mize th' s'cial g'th'rin's (I'm just going to minimize the social gatherings. If you could read this, congrats)

China: STOP GLARING AT ME

Spain: I need a tomato.

*A cough is heard*

China: Don't look at me, it's America now.

America: Heh, hiya! I'm so heroic, I'm taking most of the cases for myself!

Everyone: ...

Canada: Please ignore him.

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