England: *stares into tea like it's a bottomless pit of fate*
Switzerland: *unamused, stares at the wall* You're more boring than usual today.
England: Oi! I am NOT boring!
Switzerland: And there it is. How fun.
England: *le glare* Why did I invite you over again?
Switzerland: To discuss how to kill Gilbert.
England: ... Right, but we aren't going anywhere with that, are we?
Switzerland: You're the one who stares into your tea like it's your life force.
England: Mind you, it is.
Switzerland: *facepalm* There is usually less staring.
England: ...
England: Oh!
England: Must be because I'm falling asleep.
Switzerland: Your body couldn't handle how boring you are?
England: Watch your mouth, you bloody git! For your information, I had no sleep last night.
Switzerland: And?
England: And I'm tired?
Switzerland: This is my third day going without sleep. You're older, shouldn't you handle it better?
England: ...
England: I'm too old to deal with the logic of that bullshit.
Switzerland: No wonder.
England: That's it, get out of my house!
Switzerland: *le sigh* Fine. Guess I'll just go back to dealing with that priss Austria since Lili invited him over. How fun.
England: Oh, you didn't mention there was Austria. Did he bring a book?
Switzerland: Yes.
England: The one with...?
Switzerland: Deaf guy.
England: You know what, I'm not that cruel, you can stay, just quit insulting me.
Switzerland: Sure. I'll go find something to shoot in order not to shoot myself out of boredom.
England: ... Arse.
See, lemme explain the logic behind the sleep thingy. Apparently, teens can go days without sleep and not get affected much (or, you know, most don't? I think? I don't *le shrug*), but then they just... Shut off. Adults, on the other hand, need a specific amount of sleep, and if they don't sleep one night, they instantly get affected, and get headaches and shit. That's why the show 'Awake' on Netflix is possible, because apparently, not sleeping for 24 hours affects them big time.
Oh, and Iggy's 23-24 in human age, while Switzy is 17-18, so...
Thought I'd do a random interaction between them, because believe it or not, there should be more of it. They're both Germanic countries people.
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Hetalia Stuff
HumorFrom minifics and oneshots to fanart and headcanons and facts, it's just totally random Hetalia stuff that I have, it's an absolute hell of this fandom, but hey, we all enjoy it XD There's at least one picture for just about every chapter!
