Matthew doesn't really drink much, he gets drunk and high off maple syrup, which is very different from a sugar high, mind you.
Idk how, he just claims it is.
During one of his highs, he began yelling at France. France was confused because Matthew was speaking some demonic language, possibly Canadian-French. Eventually, he got one thing; "Look how bad you raised me! Honestly... But then again, what can I expect from a trampoline?"
This only confused him further.
But then Matthew started jumping on him, claiming him to be a bad trampoline but the only one around.
It was then that France realised.
He would love to be shot.
Based off an rp with an irl friend of mine-
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Hetalia Stuff
HumorFrom minifics and oneshots to fanart and headcanons and facts, it's just totally random Hetalia stuff that I have, it's an absolute hell of this fandom, but hey, we all enjoy it XD There's at least one picture for just about every chapter!
