Yeah, I'm actually posting something in accordance with the date for once.
So, it's the 4th of July, and everything goes as chaotically normal as it should in Hetalia, except the biggest thing, which no, is not England dying on the side, but America refusing to celebrate his birthday.
Why?
Because he claims it's also Captain America's birthday.
Therefore, he can't celebrate it without him, because it would be unfair.
Oh, and he won't believe anyone who tells him that's impossible.
So, erm, this happens;
America: *whining now at England's house because he got kicked out of everyone else's*
England, dying on the couch: The bloody fuck do you want, you wanker?
America: Dude, is that seriously the only thing you managed to say?
England:
America:
America: Fine, fine, geez, don't glare at me. Um, so do you know how unfair it is?! Like, it's Captain America's birthday too, but we only celebrate mine!
England: .... *deadpan* That's because you're America.
America: I know! But still, it's unfair to the dude, he's a total hero.
England: *SIGH* And why am I being told this?
America: You were the only one left who couldn't kick me out of their house physically.
England: ....
England: OH MY GOD, FINE *cue coughing fit and pretty blood splashing everywhere* *cue Iggy ignoring it and getting his spellbook*
America: Dude...?
England: I am going to summon him, and you can both celebrate your birthday and leave me alone.
America: For reals?!
England: ... Don't ever use that word in front of me. *clears throat, ends up wheezing*
England: Let's backtrack.
England: *does le spell, summons le very confused Captain America*
America: OH MY GOD IT'S CAPTAIN AMERICA I CANNOT FUCKING BELIEVE IT AHHHHHHHHHHHH THANK YOU IGGS! *grabs the still very confused dude and runs out of there*
England: I will kill you America. Is it too much to close. The. Bloody. Door?!
England: Fuck.
England: I shouldn't shout.
England: *Proceeds to die again*
And that's what happened, I believe
Picture above is a crossover of Hetalia and Supernatural
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