Oml the title actually fit
SO
Another crack-filled conversation from yours truly, le moi, and
Iggy and Froggy got drunk, correct?
Now, in a world meeting some time after, one they have to attend. They sober up best they can, but obviously, not enough.
Naturally, in the same world meeting, the nations came to the conclusion that America isn't really... American. Well, he's originally British. Whilst Alfred made a drama about it, Arthur's reaction was different.As in.
This: "THEN YOU ARE HENCEFORTH MY COLONY ONCE MORE!"
America's just like "wtf dude'', but England is otherwise ignored.
Why, you ask?
Because this is what Prussia is doing:
England: I am the mighty British Empire, and you will knee-
Prussia: So, then he said I couldn't bring a potato as a date to important events.
England: Um, I beg your pardon, but do you want a dagger through yo-
Prussia: Do you guys hear something?
England: YOU BLOODY GIT-
Prussia: Ah, it's just the wind, of course.
England: DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE-
Prussia: Also, Italy, have you seen West?
England: HOW DARE YOU YOU FILTHY-
Prussia: Damn it's windy today.
England: I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU-
Prussia: I wonder if there's a storm coming.
England: HEY, COME ON-
Prussia: Oh, did you hear? The British Empire's back.
England: Yes, finally, I am here-
Prussia: And their military is led by humans with cow brains!
England: PRUSSIA I SWEAR-
Prussia: Ooh, potato bikini!
England: *stabs him*
Prussia: *flicks his bleeding arm* Ugh, we have mosqitoes in here?
England: *cuts off his arm*
Prussia: The wind's real sharp today, damn. Say, West, could you grab me a beer?
England:
Btw, @biiiiiiiiiish has her own crackass version in her Hetalia Crack Book, so check that shit out too
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