Today.
Today is a day for celebration.
Tis be the 102nd chapter.
It means more than the 100th, or the 101st.
Because the author actually forgot to do a special chapter but we don't talk about that-
Anyway.
Today.
This chapter shall be written by greater beings.
They ar- *shot* *scoffs* Rude.
IGNORE ZHIS BORING HUMAN
FOCUS ON ZHE AWESOME ME
FOR I BRING SOMEZHING JOU ALL VILL LIKE BETTER ZHAN ZHE HUMAN'S USUAL BULLSHIT
IT IS-
Bonjour, mes amis! I am sorry you all 'ad to live zhrough all zhis 'orridness without mon beauty interfering!
GO BACK TO VHERE JOU CAME FROM JOU WEIRDASS FRENCH BLONDIE
'Ow rude! We 'ave been friends for centuries, and zhis is 'ow you treat moi?
LOOK, NO BLONDIES VELCOME, OKAY? ICH DON'T MAKE ZHE RULES.
Fusososososo~
MEIN GOTT-
I am not a blondie!
Antonio, tu es un fils de pute, I do not wish to speak wizh you! (That means son of a bitch, by the way)
I didn't do anything! It is not my fault you were the one who stole mi tomatoes!
I never did such a zhing, tu filthy liar!
VEST! HAND ME MEIN SWORD! UND A BEER!
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VEST.
COME ON.
ICH AM JOUR BIG BRUDER.
VEST.
STOP IGNORING ZHE AWESOME ME.
I DIDN'T MEAN TO VALK IN ON JOU AND ITALY HAVING SEX!
Wait, what?
You didn't tell us that!
VELL, ICH CAME IN, AND ZHEN I SAW FELI-
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Should we be worried?
No, he'll be fine.
Oui, you are right, 'e will be. So, you did not tell me zhe secret to your 'air?
Ah, si! I forgot! Well, you see-
All right girls, that's enough, we've got guests coming, talk about your hair in the bathroom or something.
Oh, and check on Prussia, I think he was murdered by Germany.
Hm, yes, well, see, I'm running out of ideas for this thing, so we're having guests over!
The first of which are the Bad Touch Trio, of course.
Who do y'all think the next should be?
YOU ARE READING
Hetalia Stuff
HumorFrom minifics and oneshots to fanart and headcanons and facts, it's just totally random Hetalia stuff that I have, it's an absolute hell of this fandom, but hey, we all enjoy it XD There's at least one picture for just about every chapter!
