Percy Jackson related stuff (mostly memes)

Will having to deal with Nico

Will: What's your emergency?
Nico: I'm in a pool of blood
Will: Is it your blood?
Nico: yeah....I think so
Will: Where is the blood coming from?
Nico: probably the stab wound
Will: you were stabbed?
Nico: oh yeah, definitely

Cecil: So, what's it like dating Nico?
Will: One time, he was mad at me and I asked him for a glass of water. He came back, gave me a cup with ice, and told me to "wait"

Nico: it's called fall because everything is falling. Leaves, temperature, grades, self esteem-
Will: Are you okay?

Will: Did you eat yet?
Nico: no
Will: You HAVE to eat!!!
Nico: ....no
Will: At least one fruit?
Nico: yeah, whatever
Will: *tosses him an apple*
Everyone there: *staring*
Nico: *completely oblivious* what?
Annabeth: *small grin*
Nico: WHAT? Is this apple poisoned or something?
Will: Nope

Nico's evil clone: [points to real Nico] Shoot HIM, he's the clone
Will: [aims at clone] The REAL Nico would never pass an opportunity to die