Hermes: Stab me in the leg
Dionysus: Why
Hermes: Apollo wants us to do yoga
Dionysus: Say no more
Dionysus: How did this happen?
Apollo: *upside down in a trash can* I hate to admit it, but I really don't know
Hermes: He tried impress Hyacinth and fell out the window!
Hermes: See, I told you my plan would work
Dionysus: Well, I didn't expect you to put make up on us and make us look good
Apollo: *looking at himself in the mirror* I dunno D, I have faith in my friends
Hermes: I wanna rob a mortal bank
Dionysus: As your best friend-
Hermes: Apollo is my best friend
Dionysus: AS YOUR BEST FRIEND I WILL JOIN YOU
Dionysus: Do you ever feel like Apollo is the center of attention in the group?
Hermes: Yeah, but it makes sense. He does get into way too many different shenanigans to count.
Dionysus: Didn't you just get out of jail?
Hermes: yeah, but that's normal
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Percy Jackson related stuff (mostly memes)
FanfictionBasically memes, and other things having to do with Percy Jackson characters, that I get from other places. Also, the ocasional thing that I come up with. There's also some Magnus chase/ToA etc. (oct 2022 update: I made this years ago idk why, I'm...
