Percy Jackson related stuff (mostly memes)

Places from the Riordan Universe

Camp Jupiter be like: We have an army
CHB be like: we have Clarisse leading the Ares cabin, and that's kinda the same thing

Final battle at CHB

Romans: First and Fifth cohort, attack! Second, Third and Fourth cohort, defend! We'll defeat Gaea together!
Greeks: IDK man, just swish your sword or use your powers until the monsters die, and if someone gets really injured we yell for a child of Apollo.

Greek demigods: We have a summer camp where we can spend summer/all year long, where you will be safe (unless you go on a quest) and you'll learn to use your powers.

Roman demigods: our camp is more militant and structured, and if you work hard enough, you can go to college and build a life in our town, safe and sound.

Egyptian demigods: We have a world wide organization to support you and teach you how to use your powers.

Norse demigods: lol, you're on your own till you die, unless you go to Valhalla.

Camp Jupiter: You must be a centurion to lead a quest, and for that to happen you must serve the legion a couple of years
CHB: Gives the most important quest of the millennium to 2, 12 year old demigods that hate each other.

Places from the Riordan universe as humans:
Camp half blood: has lots of friends but is actually lonely. Likes animals, is always hungry and has trust issues.

Camp Jupiter: Likes horror movies, and still sleeps with a stuffed animal. Hates the outdoors, laughs at memes all day.

Hotel Valhalla: Is secretly gay. Spreads positivity and likes books more than people. Makes jokes from time to time.

Tartarus: Emo, wears black every day. Always sleepy, music inclined and screams a lot. But gives good advice.

Mount Olympus: Knows everyone, is very protective of personal space. Is actually beautiful with a good sense of fashion, but it's life is falling apart.