Nico: Is there alcohol in this?
Persephone: Gods no! What kind of parents do you think we are?
Hades: Why? Do you want some? Because if you're gonna drink, you should do it inside the house.
Hades: You need to apologize, be a man.
Nico: I don't want to be a man. I wanna be an angst ridden teenager who can't confront his inner demons and takes it out verbal on others instead.
Hades: Well, you're doing a fantastic job.
Hades: Son, I understand that you're gay, everyone needs a d every now and then. But please, PLEASE not Percy Jackson or Jason Grace.
Nico: It's ok, I have Will Solace.
Apollo: We're gonna be grandads together uncle! SOLANGELO FOREVER!!!
Nico: Dad, I wanna hear more about my mother. Tell me everything you know.
Hades: *sips tea* everything?
Nico: Yes, everything please.
Hades: *sighs dramatically and stares off into space* It's been 84 years...
Hades: I fricking hate Zeus
Persephone: Watch your language, there are children in the house.
Hades: My bad.
Hades: I fricking hate-
Hades: *covers Nico's ears*
Hades: -Zeus
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Percy Jackson related stuff (mostly memes)
FanfictionBasically memes, and other things having to do with Percy Jackson characters, that I get from other places. Also, the ocasional thing that I come up with. There's also some Magnus chase/ToA etc. (oct 2022 update: I made this years ago idk why, I'm...
