Life lessons with Fierrochase
Magnus: don't break someone's heart, they only have one
Alex: you can break their bones instead, they have 206 of those
Magnus: Money doesn't buy you happiness Alex. You have to stop bribing people.
Alex: I'll buy you a falafel if you shut up
Magnus: Fine
Magnus: I accidentally ate some of Alex's snack stash, how long do you think I'll live?
Sam: 10
Magnus: 10 what?
Alex (from behind him): 9
Magnus: how can someone say Alex is evil? She's the most soft precious soul.
Alex: *wiping blood of her face* YEAH, IM ADORABLE
Alex: This date is boring
Magnus: this isn't a date, I said I was going to the store
Alex: then why did you invite me?
Magnus: I specifically said "don't come with me" and you said "frick you Magnus, I do whatever I want" and followed me here
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Percy Jackson related stuff (mostly memes)
FanfictionBasically memes, and other things having to do with Percy Jackson characters, that I get from other places. Also, the ocasional thing that I come up with. There's also some Magnus chase/ToA etc. (oct 2022 update: I made this years ago idk why, I'm...
