Percy Jackson related stuff (mostly memes)

Hades being a parent 2

Jason and Percy bickering at each other: IM STRONGER, NO! I AM. NICO, TELL HIM IM BETTER!
Nico: *shadow travels away to the underworld*
Hades: What's up? Why are you here?
Nico: Percy and Jason are including me in their rants.
Hades: I see.
Nico: Will they ever leave me alone?
Hades: Well-
Zeus and Poseidon sending Hades an Iris message: HAAAAAADDDDDEEESSS!!!
Hades at Nico: No son. There's no escape. Just pain.

Hades: My kids don't understand what a cool dad they have. I'm like a ninja, they never see me coming.
Nico: You're not a ninja dad.
Hades: Oh yeah? Did you see me do THIS?
Nico: Do what? You didn't do anything.
Hades: *smirks* exactly.

Hades: Most of my children don't have a happy life.
Hades: I want Nico to be an exception.
Hades: He needs a normal life.
Hades: ......
Hades: Ima give him a skeleton chauffeur.
Hades: With a French accent.

Hades: You're ground, you're not allowed to leave.
Nico: um...but I have a quest...
Hades: You can't use your computer.
Nico: I don't have a computer.
Hades: You can't talk to- wait, you don't talk to people. Umm...
Hades: No hanging out with the son of Apollo
Nico: No Will?
Hades: No Will

Nico: One time, I sneezed so hard I accidentally shadow traveled into my dads throne room.
Will: Was your dad in there?
Nico: Oh yeah. I scared him so much he screamed. No almost pissed myself laughing. He then sat back down and told me to fck off.