Jason: Talk to him, that's what friends do
Nico: Nope. I'm gonna wait until I'm on my death bed, get in the last word, and I'll die immediately.
Jason: That's your plan for dealing with this?
Nico: That's my plan for dealing with everything.
I have 77 arguments I'll win that way.
Percy: Can you make any sentence without using the letter "a"?
Annabeth: You thought you did something very intelligent this time, didn't you. But I'm sorry to burst your bubble, Percy. Numerous sentences can be constructed without using the first letter of the English lexicon!
Percy: ....
Percy: Whot the Hedes Ennebeth!
Leo: Don't panic. I'm in charge.
Nico: THATS WHY WE ARE PANICKING
Annabeth: Why do you look so smug?
Percy: I just realized that fire trucks are actually water trucks, since they turn off fires with water.
Annabeth: And?
Percy: I can't wait to rub it in Leo's face.
Nico: Sometimes I like being short.
Nico: Because your small body can fit in very small places and people will not find you.
Jason: *Running down the hall* NICO?!
Nico: *somehow hiding inside a pillowcase* It can be extremely helpful.
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Percy Jackson related stuff (mostly memes)
FanfictionBasically memes, and other things having to do with Percy Jackson characters, that I get from other places. Also, the ocasional thing that I come up with. There's also some Magnus chase/ToA etc. (oct 2022 update: I made this years ago idk why, I'm...
