Alex: *kills Magnus*
Someone else: *kills Magnus*
Alex: Excuse me, who do you think you are?
Sam: Why did you get arrested?
Magnus: We really don't know.
Alex: Yeah! We did nothing wrong!
TJ: They got pulled over, and when the officer said "papers", Alex yelled "scissors" and Magnus drove off.
Alex: Stressed, depressed, death obsessed...
Magnus: ...Are you okay?
Magnus: I've done a lot of dumb stuff.
TJ: I've witnessed the dumb stuff.
Mallory: I've recorded the dumb stuff.
Alex: I joined you on the dumb stuff.
Samirah: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!
Magnus: *googling ways to commit suicide*
Alex: You could just ask me to stab you.
Them: Who's your favorite girl character?
Me: Alex Fierro
Them: And your favorite boy character?
Me: Alex Fierro
Them: But-
Me: Alex Fierro
Magnus: We're surrounded!
Alex: Great! We can attack in any direction!
Magnus: Wow, CHB is really cool, it's nice to meet all of you-
Nico: You're dead. Why are you dead?
People at camp: ......
Will: Nico you can't just-
Alex: Guys...he knows
Magnus: Y'know, that's not how you apologize.
Alex: I'm fluent in sarcasm, not emotion.
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Percy Jackson related stuff (mostly memes)
FanfictionBasically memes, and other things having to do with Percy Jackson characters, that I get from other places. Also, the ocasional thing that I come up with. There's also some Magnus chase/ToA etc. (oct 2022 update: I made this years ago idk why, I'm...
