Percy: We need a plan for capture the flag.
Nico: I have a plan.
Percy: It can't involve murder.
Nico: I have no plan.
Nico: I think your brothers cute. I wanna date him.
Kayla: *thinking about the night before in which Will was standing in his bed arguing that worms are just tiny, harmless snakes* Good, because I'm positive that no one else does.
Annabeth: What the Hades are you guys doing here?
Grover: Finally eating breakfast. We snuck a microwave out here a that we could cook our burritos like real half bloods.
Percy: Now, everyone else has to use the toaster oven. Enjoy your 16 minutes of cooking time, idiots.
Thalia: Guys, this is amazing.
Percy: I bet I can make bigger earth cracks than you.
Nico: Percy, you shouldn't make this a competition.
Percy: *making a mini earthquake, causing cracks to appear* Sounds like something a coward would say.
Nico: ...
Percy: ...
Nico: *starts making huge holes and cracks on the ground with skeletons coming out of them* I went to Tartarus and I survived. I'm no coward.
Annabeth: YOU BOTH BETTER STOP. YOURE SCARING THE LITTLE ONES.
Nico: *ranting* gOd. Will is so handsome and cute and nice. I really wanna date him-
Jason: *sipping a carprisun while reading a magazine* It be like that sometimes.
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Percy Jackson related stuff (mostly memes)
FanfictionBasically memes, and other things having to do with Percy Jackson characters, that I get from other places. Also, the ocasional thing that I come up with. There's also some Magnus chase/ToA etc. (oct 2022 update: I made this years ago idk why, I'm...
