Percy Jackson related stuff (mostly memes)

Conversations in the Infirmary

Will: *filling out forms* So, how old are you?
Nico: Will, really?
Will: Yes
Nico: *starts counting in his fingers*
Will: What the-
Nico: I don't even know how old I am anymore.

Nico: Hey Will, are you hurt?
Will: Yeah, my arm is kinda hurting.
Nico: I can cure it.
Will: Ummm...ok
Nico: *steps on Wills foot*
Will: Hey! Why did you do that?
Nico: See? You forgot about your arm.
Will: *sigh* I love you

Will: Nico! Truth or dare?
Nico: uh...truth.
Will: Have you gotten enough sleep this week?
Nico: I mean, dare.
Will: I dare you to get some sleep.
Nico: Never have I ever-
Will: That's not the game.

Nico: Hey hot stuff
Will: Uh, why are you calling me that in the infirmary? Are you ok?
Nico: No sunshine.
Will: So what do you need?
Nico: Did I ever tell you? You're the Naruto to my Sasuke!
Will: Aphrodite drugged you again, didn't she?
Nico: Yes love, is there a cure?

Will: I'll take care of you
Nico: It's rotten work.
Will: Would you stop being dramatic for five seconds-