Jason: You know, when you offered to give me a haircut, I assumed you'd at least have a pair of scissors.
Percy: *snipping Jason's hair with nail clippers* I'm not allowed to use scissors anymore.
Jason: Why?
Percy: Nico didn't appreciate my art.
Nico: I ASKED FOR A TRIM NOT SIX INCHES OFF
Jason: What do you think about Halloween?
Nico: It's so stupid. You have to dress up and pretend to be someone you're not-
Percy: You literally pretended to be Roman for a year!
Percy: What do "idk" and "idc" mean?
Nico: I don't know and I don't care.
Jason: NICO
Percy: *Holding back tears* Its ok bro, I'm not offended.
Percy: I feel like water can solve anything.
Jason and Nico: ...
Percy: Wanna loose weight? Drink water. Want a clear face? Drink water. Tired of someone? Drown them.
[at a store]
Percy: *is wearing duck sandals that quack with every step*
Jason: *walking away from him* I don't know you wE ARE NOT FRIENDS
Percy: *hysterically laughing*
Nico: The people that respond with "that's sad, Alexa play despacito" need to shut up.
Percy: That's so sad. Alexa play Despacito-
[texting]
Jason: fbeksozijdjejs
Nico: Whats that
Percy: u don't know?
Jason: A keyboard smash
Nico: How do I do it
Jason: Just press anything
Nico: h
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Percy Jackson related stuff (mostly memes)
FanfictionBasically memes, and other things having to do with Percy Jackson characters, that I get from other places. Also, the ocasional thing that I come up with. There's also some Magnus chase/ToA etc. (oct 2022 update: I made this years ago idk why, I'm...
