Frank: You can't just set all your problems on fire.
Leo: You'd be surprised to see how many things are flammable.
Jason: Why do you keep attacking me with words?
Nico: Would you rather I use a brick?
Nico: Percy is one of my friends.
Percy: *starts doing fortnite dances*
Nico: I lied. I don't know this kid.
Percy: When things get weird, it's nice to know that the mortal side of my family will help me feel normal. Right guys?
Annabeth, with Magnus being part of Nordic mythology: ...
Nico, Hazel, Leo and Jason with dead moms: ...
Frank, with his family of shape shifters: ...
Piper: I know right.
Piper: *reading a fortune cookie* If you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world stay the same.
Frank: That's true, that's why we shouldn't kill them.
Nico: *with a mouthful of takeout* That's why you kill more than one killer. Kill two.
Piper and Frank: ...
Frank: Give me a reason to not turn into a worm right now.
Jason: I can't think of a single one and its pissing me off. Annabeth I need your help!
Annabeth: *from a distance* What do you want now?!
Leo: Man, I hate how you can't steal while online shopping, we could be saving money.
Piper: Um...there's the credit card fraud thing.
Hazel: You can act like it never arrived and get another one/get a refund.
Frank: ...
Frank: For obvious reasons, I hope these are jokes.
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Percy Jackson related stuff (mostly memes)
FanfictionBasically memes, and other things having to do with Percy Jackson characters, that I get from other places. Also, the ocasional thing that I come up with. There's also some Magnus chase/ToA etc. (oct 2022 update: I made this years ago idk why, I'm...
