The gods being....gods (Mostly Apollo)

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Dionysus: Welcome to my quarantine experience where I have taken to drinking my sorrows away. *sips a caprisun*


Apollo: Have you ever hidden in the bathroom from a parent because they are really angry and your presence might make it worse?
Zeus: APOLLO GET HERE RIGHT NOW
Apollo: *fake laughter* Neither have I.


*Hera finds out about Zeus millionth affair*
Hera: *smashing stuff*
Athena: What are you doing?!
Hera: Looking for a healthy outlet for my rage.
Hera: *throws plates at the wall*
Hera: Haven't found it yet.
Athena: ......


Apollo: If you like girls you drink tea-
Apollo: If you like boys you drink coffee-
Artemis: Sips water.
Apollo: *chugs a mixture of tea and coffee*



Dionysus: Now you add two shots of any alcoholic drink.
Dionysus: *pours the entire bottle*
Dionysus: Then you mix it into the cake.

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