Dionysus: Welcome to my quarantine experience where I have taken to drinking my sorrows away. *sips a caprisun*
Apollo: Have you ever hidden in the bathroom from a parent because they are really angry and your presence might make it worse?
Zeus: APOLLO GET HERE RIGHT NOW
Apollo: *fake laughter* Neither have I.
*Hera finds out about Zeus millionth affair*
Hera: *smashing stuff*
Athena: What are you doing?!
Hera: Looking for a healthy outlet for my rage.
Hera: *throws plates at the wall*
Hera: Haven't found it yet.
Athena: ......
Apollo: If you like girls you drink tea-
Apollo: If you like boys you drink coffee-
Artemis: Sips water.
Apollo: *chugs a mixture of tea and coffee*
Dionysus: Now you add two shots of any alcoholic drink.
Dionysus: *pours the entire bottle*
Dionysus: Then you mix it into the cake.
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Percy Jackson related stuff (mostly memes)
FanfictionBasically memes, and other things having to do with Percy Jackson characters, that I get from other places. Also, the ocasional thing that I come up with. There's also some Magnus chase/ToA etc. (oct 2022 update: I made this years ago idk why, I'm...
