Apollo: Why are you looking at me through a fork?
Meg: I'm pretending you're in jail
Apollo: why?
Meg: it's spiritual healing
*doorbell rings*
Sally: Percy, I think it's for you
Percy: you think?
Sally: They say they're a god...
Percy: oh no. Who is it?
Sally: Apollo
Percy: oh FCK no
Apollo: Being attractive is so inconvenient. How am I supposed to do things if I'm constantly surrounded by adoring fans?
Meg: Open your mouth. You're personality will drive them away.
Meg: Apollo, put some sunscreen on
Apollo (as a human): I'm a god, I don't need it
Meg: you think you're stronger than the sun?
Meg: The fcking sun?!
Apollo: I AM THE SUN
Apollo: It's impossible to say bubbles and make it sound threatening
Meg and Lavinia: ....
[one hour later]
Reyna: Apollo, why are Meg and Lavinia screaming bubbles from the rooftop of NRU bell tower?
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Percy Jackson related stuff (mostly memes)
FanfictionBasically memes, and other things having to do with Percy Jackson characters, that I get from other places. Also, the ocasional thing that I come up with. There's also some Magnus chase/ToA etc. (oct 2022 update: I made this years ago idk why, I'm...
