Zeus to Thalia: I guess you can live.
Athena to Annabeth: You have failed me.
Hermes to Luke: ...
Hades to Nico: I kinda like your sister better.
Poseidon to Percy: YOOOO MAH MAIN MAN HOW ARE THINGS WITH THE WHOLE SAVING THE WORLD THING HAPPY BIRTHDAY DUDE ALSO THINGS ARE GONNA GO DOWN SO PREPARE YOURSELF HAHAHA OK TTYL BYEEEE
Athena: So we named the Greek training area Camp Half Blood, but what about the Roman area?
Zeus: We name it after the Roman version of me.
Poseidon: Zeus are you-?
Zeus: It's done. The Roman camp is now called Camp Jupiter. I'm so creative.
Hades: Somehow Nico found my office in my palace, and he kept pestering me so I couldn't work in peace. So I was like "listen, if you don't stop bothering me, we're not watching that movie with Persephone this afternoon. And you won't have your happy meal-
The other gods: Wait. You spend time with your child?
Hades: Wait. You DONT spend time with your children?
Zeus: Could you try to solve this?
Nemesis: Alright whatever-
Zeus: But not ALL of it, we need the demigods to suffer!
Nemesis: That's not really fair-
Zeus: Minor Gods now a days-
Persephone: I'll be there for you like 50% of the time.
Demeter: You're version of 50% is just unacceptable.
Hera: *at Hephestus* It's DISGUSTING to be related to someone like you.
Hephaestus: *is now sad*
Ares: *Sees the Romans fighting* This is now "the land of my people"!
Athena: *sigh* this is not "the land of your people", this is Rome.
Athena: I'm gonna tell you what your issue is-
Poseidon: I don't have an-
Athena: Listen, I need to tell you what your issue is-
Aphrodite: The earring that Ares gave me fell into the ocean and it's gone!
Hades: Honey, there's people that are dying.
Apollo: You're all lucky that I'm charming you with my talents and ideas.
Hera: Stop giving bows, arrows and immortality to teenage girls. I feel unsafe now.
Artemis: Do you want a bow and arrow?
Hades: But if that happens, what do we do?
Poseidon: Well, I've read that-
Hades: No you haven't.
Poseidon: What?
Hades: I refuse to believe you can read.
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Percy Jackson related stuff (mostly memes)
FanfictionBasically memes, and other things having to do with Percy Jackson characters, that I get from other places. Also, the ocasional thing that I come up with. There's also some Magnus chase/ToA etc. (oct 2022 update: I made this years ago idk why, I'm...
