[Before a game of capture the flag]
Annabeth: How are we going to win this one?
Percy: Probably by getting the other teams flag before they get ours.
Annabeth: *sigh*
Percy: Hey, Annabeth.
Percy: Do you know how many people think that I would wake you up in the middle of the night just to asks you a weird question?
Annabeth: It's 3 am seaweed brain. Go back to sleep.
Percy: We named all the plants in the solar system after gods, yet we named our own planet "dirt"
Annabeth: That's great, because I wouldn't want to live in a planet named after those idiots.
Percy: *doing his homework* Math is just a social construct. It's so useless.
Annabeth: Actually, math is one of the most important and powerful things ever. It's the basis of our society and-
Percy: *knowing she's about to rant about it* Lemme stop you right there. Forget I said anything.
Percy: Would you slap a god for a million dollars?
Annabeth: Id PAY a million dollars to slap a god!
Annabeth: What's happening?!
Percy: Do you want to hear the short version or the long version?
Annabeth: Short version first.
Percy: Zeus.
Annabeth: And the long one?
Percy: Zeus is angry.
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Percy Jackson related stuff (mostly memes)
FanfictionBasically memes, and other things having to do with Percy Jackson characters, that I get from other places. Also, the ocasional thing that I come up with. There's also some Magnus chase/ToA etc. (oct 2022 update: I made this years ago idk why, I'm...
